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Wednesday, May 16th

iPhone 4S trouble-shooting....

My phone has been sending the same text message twice in a row. I can't see it, but the recipient can. I've tried googling this and someone said to disable MMS messaging; that doesn't work. It's getting kind of annoying. Haalp!
Tuesday, Apr 24th

Thank You cards following an interview...

Do you do it? How late is TOO late to send one? What do I even write?! 
Thursday, Apr 19th

UM- I got this groupon today- WHAT ARE THEY GETTING AT WITH THE UVULA? WHY KIND OF TYPO IS THAT???

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Tuesday, Apr 17th

THIS IS WHY MY DAY WENT FROM AWESOME TO BAD.

1. We got the apartment we wanted, and we are moving in about 8 days. This is the awesome part. Now it gets bad... 2. My cat decided he wanted to carry dry food in his mouth and sit it in the windowsill. The curtains were closed, so I had no idea. Well there was an infestation of ants. Not just any ants, ones with WINGS. So I doused the entire window with bug killers. My cat is a batard. Oh but it gets even better.... 3. My mom has thyroid cancer. She just found out yesterday. My uncle (who was someone who helped raise me) died in October, so I am just a tad bit freaked out over my mom being sick. The silver lining is that  they caught it very early, and they are removing her thyroid gland soon, and there is a 99% chance she will not have anymore problems after that. STILL. The word Cancer terrifies me.
Wednesday, Mar 28th
 

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Monday, Mar 26th

Things that happened this weekend:

Thursday, Mar 22nd

this thing

the sky overhead in bands of electric blue and softly scalloped pink glowing clouds, the mountains black with hidden sun. darkness comes swiftly and blue loses the electric, clouds shudder to gray. violet overtakes and then blackness and the shimmering prickling light of stars in a no-moon night. skies pretend to be limitless but are only infinite. magic is pretended well when moons are missing and the coyotes howl at their reflections in the rivers because there is no bowl in the sky. touching the edges of the earth, where the dead do not dare walk for fear of having to live.
Friday, Mar 16th

Signs that you really trust someone:

(or signs that you really don't)
Wednesday, Mar 14th

Recent observation: Rink is a rainbow in the form of a human being.

Thursday, Mar 8th

How often do you spend time with your friends?

Are you satisfied with how often you see them? What activities are involved? Who initiates these hangouts & how do they do it (call, text, email/FB, knock on your door, etc.)? Where do you go (their place, yours, somewhere else, etc.)? 
Tuesday, Mar 6th

THE EIGHT KINDES OF DRUNKENNES

The first is ape drunke; and he leapes, and singes, and hollowes, and danceth for the heavens; The second is lion drunke; and he flings the pots about the house, calls his hostesse whore, breakes the glasse windowes with his dagger, and is apt to quarrell with anie man that speaks to him; The third is swine drunke; heavie, lumpish, and sleepie, and cries for a little more drinke, and a fewe more cloathes; The fourth is sheepe drunk; wise in his conceipt, when he cannot bring foorth a right word; The fifth is mawdlen drunke; when a fellowe will weepe for kindnes in the midst of ale, and kisse you, saying, "By God, captaine, I love thee. Goe thy wayes; thou dost not thinke so often of me as I doo thee; I would (if it pleased God) I could not love thee as well as I doo;" and then he puts his finger in his eye, and cryes; The sixt is Martin drunke; when a man is drunke, and drinkes himselfe sober ere he stirre; The seventh is goate drunke; when, in his drunkennes, he hath no minde but on lecherie; The eighth is fox drunke—when he is craftie drunke, as manie of the Dutchmen bee, that will never bargaine but when they are drunke.
Monday, Feb 27th

What is your most effective method for "living in the moment"?

Monday, Feb 20th

HotRod Meme- More Installments

Beastie Boys: License To Ill REM: Chronic Town and Fables Of The Reconstruction (minus 1 song, sort of)-okay, i have to say Reckoning too The Smiths: YES I CAN LISTEN TO ALL OF THEM The Cure: Pornography, Seventeen Seconds, Head On The Door
Thursday, Feb 16th
 

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Monday, Feb 13th

ITT, we talk about one or all of the following:

A) The Grammy's, which I watched for the first time in like 5 years... B) The fact that I'm finally getting around to paying my $315 car registration which was due back in Nov... C) Things I should have said yesterday when ex-BFG asked me to take him back... D) How completely calm yet EXCITED I am that yesterday GI Joe & I kinda declared to each other that we want to be less casual & more of a commitment.
Saturday, Feb 11th

The burning lets you know IT'S A SHIRT.

http://www.zimbio.com/watch/ODlt2ZqhwhB/Shirt+in+a+Can/Saturday+Night+Live   i need a dry shirt.
Monday, Feb 6th

Sometimes I wish I could live on a secret island.

To discover what is really important to me, what I could do without, & what I'm capable of doing to survive on my own. What do you sometimes wish for?
Wednesday, Feb 1st

Please help me with a WILDLY UNIMPORTANT personal dilemma.

Monday, Jan 30th

What is your personal definition of love?

Tuesday, Jan 24th

Tell me about a time when you had to adapt to change.

It can be any type of change. Change to your surroundings, circumstances, or ideals. Whatever had the most impact on you.